It's all just coochies and wangs

Some geek with entirely too much time on his hands built a Lego replica Asgard battlecruiser. Comments on that page rightly point out that it's awfully... phallic.

But have you really considered the central prop in Stargate?

You have to punch the buttons in the correct order to get it to do anything, and it took teams of experts decades to decode it.

When it activates, it makes a big wet WHOOSH.

It shimmers with a liquid surface.

You then enter into it to go to unknown worlds.

It's an 11 year old scifi geek's wet dream of a vagina.

And in case you're not convinced... where's the final 'lock' located that triggers the activation?

Yeah. At the top of the portal.

Edit: I just got asked "What about the 8th chevron then?" Well, it takes you to an alternate set of tubes, kind of through the back door. You figure it out.

It's all just coochies and wangs

Some geek with entirely too much time on his hands built a Lego replica Asgard battlecruiser. Comments on that page rightly point out that it's awfully... phallic.

But have you really considered the central prop in Stargate?

You have to punch the buttons in the correct order to get it to do anything, and it took teams of experts decades to decode it.

When it activates, it makes a big wet WHOOSH.

It shimmers with a liquid surface.

You then enter into it to go to unknown worlds.

It's an 11 year old scifi geek's wet dream of a vagina.

And in case you're not convinced... where's the final 'lock' located that triggers the activation?

Yeah. At the top of the portal.

Edit: I just got asked "What about the 8th chevron then?" Well, it takes you to an alternate set of tubes, kind of through the back door. You figure it out.