Hmmm...

So if the average lifespan of a male is 72 years, and today I turn 36, does that mean I'm officially middle-aged?

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Oh well, happy birthday to me. :)

Hmmm...

So if the average lifespan of a male is 72 years, and today I turn 36, does that mean I'm officially middle-aged?

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Oh well, happy birthday to me. :)

Truisms...

From a family discussion today with my brother, mother, grandmother, and 80yo great aunt, re: getting older.

"Flipping shit gets easier the older you get, because you can reach in your Depends for quick ammo."

I have the weirdest family.

Truisms...

From a family discussion today with my brother, mother, grandmother, and 80yo great aunt, re: getting older.

"Flipping shit gets easier the older you get, because you can reach in your Depends for quick ammo."

I have the weirdest family.