Damn, they're good.
kickaha will have to write: |
I will not make lewd or vulgar gestures at members of the opposite sex |
'What will you have to write on the chalk board?' at QuizGalaxy.com |
2006-02-16
Damn, they're good.
kickaha will have to write: |
I will not make lewd or vulgar gestures at members of the opposite sex |
'What will you have to write on the chalk board?' at QuizGalaxy.com |
I knew they were evil.
http://www.theage.com.au/news/world/ipod-blamed-for-aussies-death/2006/02/14/1139679574789.html
Y'know, that almost happened to me... when I opened up the iPod box, it jumped out, wrapped its headphone cord around my neck, and *demanded* we go for a bike ride. I couldn't say no. I was totally at the mercy of that White Devil, and then it popped those evil little buds in my ears and started playing Lawrence Welk oldies at full volume. I couldn't hear anything except screeching accordians, while it screamed "PEDAL FASTER YOU ASSHOLE OR I'LL CHOKE THE LIFE OUTTA YOU!" A truck came *this* close to creaming me... and there was nothing I could have done, it was all the iPod's fault.
Swear to god.
Y'know, that almost happened to me... when I opened up the iPod box, it jumped out, wrapped its headphone cord around my neck, and *demanded* we go for a bike ride. I couldn't say no. I was totally at the mercy of that White Devil, and then it popped those evil little buds in my ears and started playing Lawrence Welk oldies at full volume. I couldn't hear anything except screeching accordians, while it screamed "PEDAL FASTER YOU ASSHOLE OR I'LL CHOKE THE LIFE OUTTA YOU!" A truck came *this* close to creaming me... and there was nothing I could have done, it was all the iPod's fault.
Swear to god.
I knew they were evil.
http://www.theage.com.au/news/world/ipod-blamed-for-aussies-death/2006/02/14/1139679574789.html
Y'know, that almost happened to me... when I opened up the iPod box, it jumped out, wrapped its headphone cord around my neck, and *demanded* we go for a bike ride. I couldn't say no. I was totally at the mercy of that White Devil, and then it popped those evil little buds in my ears and started playing Lawrence Welk oldies at full volume. I couldn't hear anything except screeching accordians, while it screamed "PEDAL FASTER YOU ASSHOLE OR I'LL CHOKE THE LIFE OUTTA YOU!" A truck came *this* close to creaming me... and there was nothing I could have done, it was all the iPod's fault.
Swear to god.
Y'know, that almost happened to me... when I opened up the iPod box, it jumped out, wrapped its headphone cord around my neck, and *demanded* we go for a bike ride. I couldn't say no. I was totally at the mercy of that White Devil, and then it popped those evil little buds in my ears and started playing Lawrence Welk oldies at full volume. I couldn't hear anything except screeching accordians, while it screamed "PEDAL FASTER YOU ASSHOLE OR I'LL CHOKE THE LIFE OUTTA YOU!" A truck came *this* close to creaming me... and there was nothing I could have done, it was all the iPod's fault.
Swear to god.