Overheard just now in a coffee shop...

[kickaha]

Two 30s-40s aged women discussing watching DVDs...

"You can listen to a different language sometimes, but I don't know how it translates it... it's so weird."

"But how does it *know*?"

"I don't know. Oh, and then its' *really annoying* when it gets stuck on something like French because that's what the last person who rented it put it on. I hate that."

...

Peoples is ignurnt.

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[kickaha.livejournal.com]

It just got better yet... apparently she kicked her husband out of the house to a Marriott, because he wouldn't walk the dogs (who are, by all accounts, her babies) *every* morning, as opposed to them sharing the duties. Her reasoning? "I have to put on my makeup before leaving the house! What does he have to do, throw on shoes?"

[georgmi.livejournal.com]

I'd say he's well shut of her. And it's particularly amusing that now she's going to have to walk the fucking dogs *every* morning, as opposed to them sharing the duties.

[kickaha.livejournal.com]

Yeah, not the brightest bulb in the bunch, but that was pretty obvious as soon as she opened her VERY LOUD MOUTH.

If I were him, I'd just stay at the hotel, while I got the divorce papers together.

Then again, where we are, it's probably economically better for him to just buy lots of liquor, hookers, and maybe a therapist.

[georgmi.livejournal.com]

That's why I don't live in Bellevue, or Mountlake, or (gods help me) on Mercer Island, but someplace where most folks have to work for a living. They may not understand *me*, but at least they don't think the world revolves around them. And who's going to understand me *anywhere* I go? :)

Not that there aren't drawbacks, as M. just pointed out over my shoulder--she and the boy were on the bus this side one day, having to listen to a couple of guys discuss the successful weight loss of one's wife. Seems she'd lost two hundred pounds. "Wow," said the husband's friend. "That's a whole 'nother woman."

Obviously, stupidity is endemic.