Well that'll ruin your appetite...

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Sitting there, eating dinner peacefully, when suddenly a guy runs in, drops drawers, and, well... http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/london/6586879.stm

No wonder they were unable to re-attach it, what with the tear gas getting into the wound and all... I mean, that *had* to itch like the dickens.

"And lo, there was a resounding roar as many voices cried out in terror... "CHECK PLEASE!""

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that *had* to itch like the dickens

Oh, that's terrible. Here's another:

Obviously, it isn't true that the penis mightier than the sword.

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*blink blink*

Was that a pun I made? Oh my, it must have slipped by me. So sorry, won't happen again. :)