Family is fuxored.

[kickaha]

Dear Mom.

While I know you enjoy the free, 24/7 tech support that I provide, I will need to amend the agreement with the following clause:

14) Above agreement does not apply while I AM IN THE SHOWER!

Comments

[georgmi.livejournal.com]

No problem. I'll give you the same deal I gave M.'s parents--24/7 tech support for the low low price of one first-born daughter (or the equivalent).

[gwyneira.livejournal.com]

Hey -- I am not a low, low price!

[georgmi.livejournal.com]

Babe, your parents traded you for twice-a-year network troubleshooting, and still have to throw in a beer every time I go over there.