When I am dead, I hope it is said;

Have you considered changing the form factor? There have got to be mix-with-water powders, or pre-mixed solutions out there. If your difficulty arises from the physical process of dissolving the pills, or from the binding ingredients, this might be helpful. (It might also send you into immediate nausea as all that stuff does whatever it does in your stomach as soon as it gets there, instead of once it finally dissolves...)

I've never been to one, but there's a local vitamin chain store ("Super Supplements") you might try next time you're in town; if you like what they have, they also do mail-order business off their web site ( http://www.supersup.com ), though the site isn't set up for easy searching of products by form factor.