When I am dead, I hope it is said;

Once I made it off the floor, I felt sorry for the poor girl whose picture is on the page - it's supposed to be the author of the onion story. It looks like a high school yearbook picture that somebody just tossed in, but that girl is marked for life. Either the pro-lifers thinking she's a horrible abortionist or the rest of us thinking she wrote the stupid pro-life article.