Hey, come on, you know what happens when you trust user reports. :p

It really sounds to me like he's on the 'starting from the beginning' track too. He wants to see for himself that you really are a non-pigmenting glucose-happy salt-drinking freaky-deaky-dude. Or maybe he just wants to keep you coming around so he can look at your butt. It's a tossup, really.

I bet you could convince him you're a salt freak if you came in with a salt lick, though.

Always remember: it could always be worse. You could be on fire.