Public warning.

[kickaha]

Do not toss salad near keyboard.

Comments

[eridan.livejournal.com]

Euphemism?

[ginkgo.livejournal.com]

*mrphle*

[badger.livejournal.com]

Memo: add roll-up washable keyboard (thinkgeek) for kickaha's shopping list. Also plastic safety spork.

[franktheavenger.livejournal.com]

Salads are dangerous, best to just avoid them altogether. I mean, plants don't even try to avoid being eaten; they must be plotting SOMETHING.

[georgmi.livejournal.com]

No, you need to toss the salad directly _at_ the keyboard, or there's no way it'll be able to catch it.