I knew they were evil.
Feb. 16th, 2006 05:39 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kickahahttp://www.theage.com.au/news/world/ipod-blamed-for-aussies-death/2006/02/14/1139679574789.html
Y'know, that almost happened to me... when I opened up the iPod box, it jumped out, wrapped its headphone cord around my neck, and *demanded* we go for a bike ride. I couldn't say no. I was totally at the mercy of that White Devil, and then it popped those evil little buds in my ears and started playing Lawrence Welk oldies at full volume. I couldn't hear anything except screeching accordians, while it screamed "PEDAL FASTER YOU ASSHOLE OR I'LL CHOKE THE LIFE OUTTA YOU!" A truck came *this* close to creaming me... and there was nothing I could have done, it was all the iPod's fault.
Swear to god.
Y'know, that almost happened to me... when I opened up the iPod box, it jumped out, wrapped its headphone cord around my neck, and *demanded* we go for a bike ride. I couldn't say no. I was totally at the mercy of that White Devil, and then it popped those evil little buds in my ears and started playing Lawrence Welk oldies at full volume. I couldn't hear anything except screeching accordians, while it screamed "PEDAL FASTER YOU ASSHOLE OR I'LL CHOKE THE LIFE OUTTA YOU!" A truck came *this* close to creaming me... and there was nothing I could have done, it was all the iPod's fault.
Swear to god.