This morning I had cereal. It was cold cereal. The milk may have gone sour, but I couldn't tell because my allergies have really acted up from the cat across the street. I can tell. It's because God hates me, and always has. Why was I ever born?

Then I walked downstairs, and almost tripped over the carpet. My landlord hates me and is trying to kill me, I just know it.

Work sucks. Everyone there hates me. More on that later.

I'm so thankful for everyone on LJ, you all post wonderful things when I say I'm being ignored and that you are too. It's like one big LJ love fest.

But I know you all hate me.